I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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