I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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