sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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