I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Randomize