And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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