is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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