i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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