haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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