We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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