party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize