my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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