He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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