I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I licked your asshole in confidence.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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