is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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