She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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