I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I think your dad took our porno
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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