So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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