and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
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