Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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