what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
only you would photoshop your dick
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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