why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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