Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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