he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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