So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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