At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
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