Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
what the fuck happened to the tacos
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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