Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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