i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
me + whiskey = a bad person
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
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