On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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