The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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