I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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