I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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