check it out our google latitudes are spooning
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I'd cum for enchiladas.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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