I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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