Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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