I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
