he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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