Cold hands, warm shart.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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