There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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