Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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