lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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