Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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