he shaved USA in his pubs
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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