do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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