We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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