His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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