They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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