I want to walk on stilts...naked
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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