is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
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