I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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