I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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