if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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