Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
two words...techno handjob
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
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