I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
i barfeds in our rink
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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