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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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