I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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